Hi, I don’t have dyslexia. My name is
Rayne and according to everyone around me, I have an attitude problem. I enjoy writing lyrics/poetry/letters of complaint. I like to read. I’m the kind of person that will pick up an encyclopedia or a psychology book for fun. I like to tip boxes over, crawl inside them and write haiku. I don’t like people. I am introverted. I am very quiet. I am very loud. I like to stare at inanimate objects until they begin to move. I enjoy shoving random people in crowds. I hate crowds. I hate the people in crowds. I detest being stared at. I like to plant seeds in my neighbours yards to see if they’ll grow. I like nighttime. I like to impeach god. I like to abort christ. I like to play my piano. I like to make my guitar sound like it shouldn’t. I like observing facial expressions. I love art, but I feel as though our right to express ourselves artistically is seriously being
FUCKED with. I am very sarcastic. I like various styles of music. I am ambidextrous. I don’t take other’s feelings into consideration. I don’t like to converse more than necessary. I abhor children. Ignorance annoys me. I hate emo kids. For the love of fuck, stop crying, get your hair out of your goddamn eyes, and put down that razorblade. Jeezus god. I really don’t care if you perceive me as a conceited twat. I like soda cans. I am forgetful. I leave myself notes to find later. I like being random. I like writing on public restroom mirrors. I hate public restrooms. I hate telephones and televisions. I don’t like people who whine about Metallica sucking after the black album. In fact, I just don’t like people who whine. Shaddap. I like pressing my fingertips on the fish tank glass at Wal-Marts. I like a damn good cup of coffee, and if you should ever find me in your presence, offer me some, and I’ll love you for at least a few minutes. I dislike morons who have an attitude just for the sake of having one;
Rebel Without a Cause wasn’t a good movie. I hate people who push their religious views on others. And that’s not just Christians, but 90% of the time Christians are guilty of doing this. No, I don’t fancy devoting myself to your fucking fairytale deity today, thank you. Above all else, I am a viciously honest person. Don't ask me questions that you may not want to hear the answers to. This concludes the excursion of why you shouldn't consume mind-altering substances.
dead[at]barbiehead.org. This, or the
contact form would be the best way to reach me. Any attempt to ridicule me or my actions, thoughts, and/or domain is greatly frowned upon, yet I respect your choice to express your first ammendment. If you're looking for questions that I've been asked, you can find them
here.
Adoring fans and friendly strangers have created a sort of shrine to me and named me their master. See more
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rayne
