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Sean Paul - "Get Busy":
"Sexy ladies want par wid us/In tha car wid us/Them nah war wid us"
Translation: "Beautiful women attend mobile parties with me and my friends without complaint."

Cam'ron - "Facts of Life":
"When I floss in the street, man I stop traffic/You should stop carriage and pay homage"
Translation: "My outward displays of wealth often cause delays and backups on major roadways."

Jay-Z - "Excuse Me Miss":
"Can I get my grown man on for one second?"
Translation: "I would like to pause for a moment to be uncharacteristically mature."

50 Cent - "21 Questions":
"If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz/Would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?"
Translation: "Are you really so superficial that you would break up with me just because I had to downgrade my choice in automobiles? That's rather unsettling."

504 Boyz - "Get Back":
I'm famous in the ghetto like Amos Cookies/In other words, I'm a vet and ya'll rookies."
Translation: "My fame is akin to popular chocolately goodness, while you are simply a snack substitute."

Fabolous - "Sickalicious":
"You can't reach me, I'm out of your celly range/I'll even put canaryies up in your belly chain"
Translation: "I will demonstrate much disrespect towards you and your poor cell phone plan."

Nappy Roots - "Headz Up":
"We forever reppin 'Tucky and e'rythang below/Skinny D, Slum, Nappy's how the stories roll"
Translation: "I (Skinny DeVille) and my colorfully-named associates are extremely proud of our home state of Kentucky and the South in general."

Snoop Dogg - "Beautiful":
"Come on baby boo, you gots-ta get into it/Don't fool wit the playa with the cool whip"
Translation: "I need some enthusiasm from you, lady, during our courtship. If you fake it, I'll know because I drive a really expensive car."

Stagga Lee - "Roll With MVP":
"Stag cool like cotton clothes when I'm droppin flows/Bros want me to stop and pose when I shop for clothes"
Translation: "I like wearing clothes with fabrics that breathe -- this fashion preference dictates my rhyming style and gets me noticed in malls."

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